Five cents! My God, I’ve earned five cents! I’ll start
Booking the holiday. Hmm, let me see…
I’ve already been to Spain and Italy,
And to the States, but not the southern part.
And then my ex-wife always says my car
Is plain embarrassing to get inside.
“But I drive quick,” I pointlessly replied.
Wait till I pull up in a Jaguar!
And now to invest in commodities:
The futures market’s looking worth a splash.
I’ll bet against the pound, and with the cash,
I’ll give more than Soros to charities.
This blogging lark means I can quit my job.
My laptop is a goldmine. Thanks, Steve Jobs!
Fri 22 Sep 2006
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