October should be the eighth month but ain’t
An octopus ain’t got ten tentacles
Octagons with ten sides should show restraint
And why ain’t it Octember? More riddles.
Why pay for food with holes in the middles
Like doughnuts, Polo mints, biscuits and sweets?
Methinks these gimmicks are really fiddles
To rip us off when we pay for our treats.
I do know though why us men have two teats
Though it might make macho men feel quite faint
It’s coz all men start in the womb as girls
Then grow their bits as mummy eats and eats.
I can be serious, but ain’t no saint
This time my rhyme’s just meant to raise chuckles.
Mon 1 Oct 2007
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