Tonight, on Snow TV, The Apprentice
Sir Alan, business mogul (he’s unique)
Who years ago sold shit Amstrad hi-fis
And what does he do now? He’s on each week
On a charade where he pretends to seek
An employee from big-head wannabes
Well surely he employs hundreds of meek
Mild-mannered merely average nobodies
If his business is that huge, and so, please
Spare us the bullshit. Of course, all this is
Is a cheap show like Big Brother with freaks
Who want to be famous briefly, the wheeze
That Warhol talked about in the sixties
And Bros sang about in their high-pitched squeak
Tue 27 May 2008
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