Last night my neighbours were banging away
So I couldn't relax in bed. Don't be
Misled - it wasn't sex. It seemed like they
Were moving bloody furniture, and he
Or she or both of them habitually
Bang windows and cupboards after midnight
Last night I did some banging, two or three
Times on my floor with a slipper. The height
Of selfishness, I thought. Next time I might
Launch attacks with an axe in their doorway
Smack them repeatedly to death (nearly)
Hack them in the back, deftly out of sight
Or, more sanely, complain (email, Friday)
To the management of these flats. We'll see
Wed 14 Nov 2007
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