478 - Who nose where the snot goes?

I’ve got a dreadful cold. Don’t get many
(Must have a good immune system, I spose),
But, Christmas Day, woke up feeling shitty.
A bad throat was the harbinger of woes.
Despite drinking too much that day (I chose
To get pissed on whisky and beer), my throat
Improved the next night, but, instead, my nose
Was the source of discomfort. I could float
On seas of seasonal snot, cross a moat
In a rowing boat over snot-green sea,
Drowning in it, not waving, all my foes
Conspiring to tip over my small boat.
Today my nostrils opened about three:
Not Noah’s flood, but nose flood. Hope it goes!
Wed 26 Dec 2007