I'm openin' me bleedin' norf an' sahf
To tell yer abaht norf an' sahf Englaynd
Me bleedin' norf an' sarf's me bleedin' mahf
Wot spews aht words loike a one man brahss baynd
Cockneys don't give a monkeys fer the sahnd
Ov bleedin' norverners, wiv 'ee bah gum'
An' 'doon pit' an' all that shit, coz arahnd
Landon we're more advahnced, civiloised. Cam
An' ave a Rosie Lee wiv me, moy san
An' then a flah-ah on the dogs, not 'arf
When me an' me mites 'ear the Queen, we staynd
Aproit and prahd, jas loik me dear ole Mam
Aynd nah, excuse me, it's toim fer a barf
Oi'll see ya dahn the Crahn. 'Ell's bells, oi'm baynned!!!
Mon 19 Nov 2007
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