Tuesday 28 December 2010

498 - Homo automobilicus

Homo automobilicus, you suck.
You’re not observant, and you’re not polite.
Who gave you the green light to drive a truck?
Should I explain that concept ‘traffic light?’
When I walked to work, and back home tonight,
I had to dodge the dodgy drivers who
Just wouldn’t wait their turn, who thought their plight
Necessitated refusal to queue.
Though lights may change to red, they continue,
And furthermore, you’ll never see them look
At poor pedestrians who have to fight
Their way across, who may also need to
Get somewhere quickly. It would take real pluck,
But let’s just scratch their cars and run off, right?
Tue 15 Jan 2008

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