We're simply having a wonderful time
Some of us have split up with their partner
Others have lost their jobs, reason or rhyme
House prices fall like snow, ever faster
That snowman over there's a real b*st*rd
His carrot should be stuck in lower down
Where it can be seen sticking up his rear
And Santa, his gifts are wrapped in plain brown
Bags this year, and bought from 'Under a Pound'
Charity shops that pong like 'Life of Grime'
Old people can't afford to 'Light My Fire'
Let alone relight it; Take That, Boyzone
They're all back, and my shoes don't even 'Shine'
Oh yes, so much to smile about, ain't there?
Mon 15 Dec 2008
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