Monday 28 March 2011

817 - Quick cathartic sonnet before Never Mind The Buzzcocks

I know we all feel sorry for ourselves
But life’s too short, so sod it, let’s just smile
Besides, some people are as small as elves
And others’ arses are covered with piles
And other people still, they live in Wales
Their houses flooded, and there be dragons
My main problem is I mess with my nails
I’ll never ever be cool as The Fonz
Never mind, who gives a toss, play some songs
Drink a beer or two and enjoy yourselves
I’m not sure about wine, I think it’s vile
It makes your face go red, and then the huns
Will never fancy you! Even Elvis
Stayed at heartbreak hotel. I’ve stayed a while
Sat 29 Nov 2008

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