Tonight will see an audacious attempt
To break the Guinness World Record for 'most
Professional comedians in one show,' meant
To raise money for charity. The hosts
Will introduce each one of us, each loosed
On the poor audience for just three minutes
Some friends are doing it too. We can't boast
Of professional status, though, so it's
A bit of a misnomer. Hope mine fits
Into that slot, and they don't show contempt
For my attempt to be funny. I used
To do stand-up, but fell down. But my wit's
Still sharp as a peeled banana, intent
On using it to stab the Holy Ghost
Thur 23 Oct 2008
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