They had a hell of a fight in heaven
The day the devil tried a coup d’etat
He got thrown out, now twenty four seven
His pad’s well-heated and real popular.
Last time it rained like this, good old Noah
Grabbed two of everything, even woodworm
And woodpeckers, making the ark slower
Would it’ve been better if he’d wet ’em?
Another strange affair was Abraham
Who, if he introduced circumcision
And slept with both Hagar and then Sarah
Would be the father of Jew and Moslem.
Just goes to show there’s fun in religion
The kids love it and so does my mother.
Sun 22 July 2007
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