Wednesday 29 September 2010

359 - The ostrich and giraffe both have long necks

The ostrich and giraffe both have long necks
Because they enjoy swallowing their food;
The rhino, and possibly the ibex
Have horns when they’re in a musical mood.
The cheetah runs so fast because he’s rude,
And steals things from the bear who can’t bear that,
And bares his teeth in scary attitude,
But the cheetah’s fleeter than a mere cat.
The eye test results weren’t good when the bat
Went for a check-up, so his cave complex
Had bright lights fitted for him and his brood.
The champion chimpanzee said ‘Fancy that!’
The snake’s shedding his skin and choosing checks:
This python’s such a right-on real cool dude.
Wed 29 Aug 2007

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