331 - A day in the life goes something like this:

A day in the life goes something like this:
I’m woken up by some noisy bastard
From all too little sleep, go for a piss
(Dark yellow if the drinking has been hard),
Then walk to work, leaving no carbon card,
To sit all day facing computer screen.
I chat and email, perceived a dullard
By those dullards and bastards who have been
Promoted and paid more: fortune’s been mean.
After my two teas and four sandwiches,
And long afternoons, my hard-earned reward
For staying awake’s to buy margarine
And beans and milk and stuff at Sainsbury’s,
Then back to flat, brew up, and become bard.
Wed 1 Aug 2007