A teacher got told off for telling kids,
Aged nine, that Santa Claus does not exist!
Parents in uproar! She is on the skids,
Exiting school in Exeter, unmissed.
Well, not quite true - she’s just Rudolf-red-faced,
Her realistic reign dearly paid for
With reprimand and news articles laced
With jolly seasonal guffaws galore.
Meanwhile the reindeer gallop gallantly
Above, as school kids laugh behind her back.
Saint Nick is sick at the lack of chimney
Stacks, and also concerned about the sack.
Now it’s half-filled, with no metal or glass,
And no whisky while working at Christmas!
Wed 20 Dec 2006
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