I’m Constantine the Carrot - got my bling
The ladies love my style, the way I move
And my twenty-four carat golden ring
I rule the veg, I got nothin’ to prove.
Hey, what about me? said Cal Cucumber
I’m all man from the first bite to the last
Not like you. The ladies got my number
And to get me they gotta dial it fast.
Pat Potato, oh fat old mate of mine,
It’s you I love, said Sally Celery
I’d rather be a bed for porcupine
Than have anyone but you next to me!
And on it went till dusk in the veg patch
Like every evening - you really should watch!
Sat 6 Jan 2007
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