152 - They raise my hackles down in Macclesfield

They raise my hackles down in Macclesfield
Life drags like a slow film down in Wilmslow
In London all’s abundantly concealed
In Birmingham burning ham’s all aglow
Ah, I’ll say Carlisle’s a far mile to go
But Barbara likes it up in Scarborough fair
Brighton’s tight’uns are wasting Hastings’ dough
Move over Dover, Harlow hello there
Some socks for Dad from Oxford - add a pair
Four four euros from Truro it’s a Deal
This real tanned bitch from Sandwich, do you know
No sexy Essex chick can quite compare
You can’t beat Kent, all country cousins feel
But blokes from Stoke are jokes, folks. Egg yolks flow!
Sat 3 Feb 2007