170 - Yer know that Satan? 'E's alwoit, 'e is

Yer know that Satan? ’E’s alwoit, ’e is.
I met ’im jast the avver noight, yer know,
Dahn the Dog - nah, not at the dogs - Mrs
Satan was there an’ all. ’Er name was Flo,
Oi fink, or maybe Jo. ’E ’ad to go
Soon ahfter. Devilish busy. Gweat demahnd
Fr’ is services woight nah. Gweat manney, though.
When ’e said ’oo ’ee wuz, well oi’ll be damned,
I jamped a moil, then shook ’im by the ’and.
Betta the devil wot ya know, oi sez.
’Eaven’s too full wivvaht that place below,
Oi sez, and adds, oi ’ear your ’eatin’s grand.
Listen mate, ain’t nan o’ moi bleedin’ bizz,
But when it cams ter bahstards, oi’m a pro…
Wed 21 Feb 2007