Five hundred on the Aussies - go, McGrath!
They’re tearing the South Africans apart.
I don’t like cricket, I love it. The math
Works out at two hundred profit. Good start
To the week, then. On the financial chart,
The stocks and shares are doing what they should,
Which means, if they stay stable, I’ll depart
With further winnings. This inning’s so good!
I’ve known the hard times, like when Celtic could
Not beat the ‘mighty’ Falkirk: oh, my wrath!
And as for Man United, this old heart
Of mine’s knackered; it barely pumps the blood.
(They drew with Boro, and lost to Portsmouth.)
I’ll quit when I’m ahead. (The liar’s art…)
Wed 25 Apr 2007
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