Being on the bus when I need to pee;
Being unable to remember jokes;
Wearing thick glasses when I couldn’t see,
And being less cool than some other blokes.
Losing at Scrabble or Monopoly;
Waiting for a Brit to win Wimbledon;
Relationships not working properly,
And all claims of alien abduction.
Having to get up earlier than nine;
People who put vinegar on my chips;
When some asshole gives me a parking fine,
And betting on those unsuccessful tips.
Another decade with no novel wrote:
These are all things that do not float my boat.
Tue 14 Nov 2006
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